Look, we need to be real about something. Oreo has completely lost their damn minds this year, and honestly? We're here for it. While the rest of us were still trying to figure out what counts as "core memories" versus "just Tuesday," Nabisco's cookie mad scientists were out here dropping flavors like they were auditioning for some twisted food reality show. Some of these combinations hit harder than your first existential crisis. Others? Well, they landed with all the grace of a drunk influencer trying to explain cryptocurrency.

So grab whatever weird milk alternative you're into these days (oat milk, almond milk, the tears of your enemies—no judgment), because we're ranking every single Oreo that graced our shelves this year. Spoiler alert: Post Malone just saved us all from cookie mediocrity, and honestly, we didn't know we needed saving.

1. Post Malone Oreos: The Collaboration That Actually Gets It

Let's just cut through the BS here—Post Malone's Oreos didn't just win 2025, they obliterated the competition like that one friend who takes game night way too seriously. This isn't your typical celebrity cash-grab where some pop star slaps their name on vanilla cookies and calls it a day. No, this is what happens when someone actually gives a damn about the final product.

The twisted salted caramel and shortbread creme between a chocolate and golden cookie sounds like complete chaos on paper. You know what it tastes like in reality? Pure genius wrapped in the kind of flavor complexity that makes you question why you've been settling for basic cookies your entire life. The salted caramel hits your taste buds like that first sip of coffee when you're running on three hours of sleep—necessary, life-affirming, maybe a little dangerous for your blood sugar.

2. Selena Gomez Oreos: Horchata Dreams Made Real

Selena came through with something that sounds absolutely unhinged—chocolate and cinnamon creme plus condensed milk creme to emulate horchata—and somehow made it work. This is what happens when celebrity collaborations get weird in the best possible way.

The horchata concept could've been a disaster. Instead, it tastes like someone bottled the essence of late-night food truck adventures and somehow made it crunchy. The six unique designs representing her artistic journey are a nice touch, but honestly, we're just here for that creamy, spiced complexity that makes regular Oreos taste like cardboard by comparison.

3. Reese's Oreos: The Mashup We Deserved

Finally. FINALLY. Someone had the audacity to combine two of America's greatest snack obsessions into one destructive little package. Reese's peanut butter creme sandwiched between regular chocolate Oreos is the kind of obvious genius that makes you wonder why it took this long to happen.

These taste like what would happen if your childhood snack drawer gained consciousness and decided to throw a party. Dangerous? Absolutely. Worth the inevitable sugar crash? Without question.

4. Apple Pie A La Mode Oreos: Autumn Comfort in Cookie Form

Golden Oreos with apple pie and vanilla creme filling sounds like something your grandmother would invent if she had access to a cookie laboratory and zero impulse control. The execution here is surprisingly solid—you get that warm cinnamon-apple hit followed by creamy vanilla that actually tastes like melted ice cream.

These are the cookies you eat while pretending it's still socially acceptable to have dessert for breakfast because "technically it's fruit-flavored."

5. Chocolate Covered Pretzel Oreos: The Salty-Sweet Balance We Needed

Pretzels and chocolate have been best friends longer than most influencer relationships last, so wrapping that dynamic in Oreo form was inevitable. The pretzel-flavored cookie with chocolate creme creates that perfect salty-sweet balance that keeps you reaching for "just one more."

The only complaint? They could've gone harder on the pretzel factor. We wanted chunks of actual pretzel ambition, not just a gentle suggestion of saltiness.

What's Next? Probably Chaos

If 2025 taught us anything, it's that Oreo has completely abandoned the concept of "playing it safe." They've tasted blood in the water of viral marketing, and they're not going back to boring vanilla anytime soon.

Expect more celebrity partnerships that actually make sense. Expect flavor combinations that sound like they were invented by someone having a 3 AM fever dream in a convenience store. Expect limited drops that sell out faster than concert tickets because FOMO is apparently a valid business strategy now.

Most importantly, expect them to keep pushing bo